Just caught this video:
Which I thought was awesome and highly recommend, though warning for the sensitive ears; there’s some, like, language. And not language like big words or excrement or incest, but words people think are naughty.
So if you can’t handle the word ‘fuck,’ don’t watch that shit, yo.
It is, apparently, a video representation of an old Onion article.
It reminded me of a bit by Eddie Izzard, the British transvestite comedian, and the funniest bloke I’ve ever seen even disregarding that he wears a skirt.
Which I found on Youtube, enacted via Legos:
I think both bring up a very salient point, which is that as unrealistic dialogue goes, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” has as tin an ear as Lovecraft ever managed. I mean, for seriously, who says that?
People who know me would conjecture mine would be: “Dude. I’m on the fucking moon. How completely and totally fucking rad is this? This is unsane.
Now: what can I blow up?”
(that last bit is a total joke. My first thought on landing on the moon would not be demolition thereon. Although, gotta say: explosions in a low-g environment?
Oh, bring it on!)
I was going to ask you what you’d say, but now I want to know what you’d blow up.
I want to bring all my friends and render the name of the Sea of Tranquility completely inappropriate.