Me: Oh, come on, Pop. You wouldn’t know what to do with a glass of white wine if someone put it in front of you.
Dad: Of course I would. You take a sip and you swish it around, and then you spit it the fuck out and ask for a Budweiser.
(this from a man I’ve rarely seen drink anything besides Natural Light, AKA Natty Lite)
- Not exactly sure this is necessary
- Accounts receivable