Me: Oh, come on, Pop. You wouldn’t know what to do with a glass of white wine if someone put it in front of you.
Dad: Of course I would. You take a sip and you swish it around, and then you spit it the fuck out and ask for a Budweiser.
(this from a man I’ve rarely seen drink anything besides Natural Light, AKA Natty Lite)
January 4, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Ha! Love it š
January 7, 2009 at 1:08 am
Me: Dad I want to get a small thing of Jack Daniels.
Dad: You won’t like it.
Me: I do to like it.
Dad: When Have you had it?
Me: With freinds. It tastes like bad NyQuil.
Dad:…
ABC Clerk: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….
January 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm
@Gotham: for future reference, I think they’re called “fifths.” But I might be wrong. I’ve never had NyQuil, so I can’t judge your accuracy there.
January 8, 2009 at 1:00 am
How the hell have you never had NyQuil???