Words of wisdom from my dad

Me: Oh, come on, Pop. You wouldn’t know what to do with a glass of white wine if someone put it in front of you.

Dad: Of course I would. You take a sip and you swish it around, and then you spit it the fuck out and ask for a Budweiser.

(this from a man I’ve rarely seen drink anything besides Natural Light, AKA Natty Lite)

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  1. GOTHAMGIRL

    Me: Dad I want to get a small thing of Jack Daniels.
    Dad: You won’t like it.
    Me: I do to like it.
    Dad: When Have you had it?
    Me: With freinds. It tastes like bad NyQuil.
    Dad:…
    ABC Clerk: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….

  2. @Gotham: for future reference, I think they’re called “fifths.” But I might be wrong. I’ve never had NyQuil, so I can’t judge your accuracy there.

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